Friday, October 30, 2009

Washington Photo Shoot Embargo

Due to an overhwelming response, the images from last night's photo shoot have had to be removed. We received word from Blogspot who told us that their mainframe was having difficulty processing the amount of traffic to the controversial images, and could we please remove said images until such a time when they have advanced their technology. We understand, and as such, have removed the images. Also, to the Welfare Services of Adelaide: We recieved your letter, and the model was indeed over the age of consent, so your movement to intervene will not be necessary.

Warm Regards,

Meg

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

He Pingping

He Pingping is the world's shortest man able to walk. He is also a badass. This is what I dream: Somehow, sometime, Pingping will need a sidekick. I like to think that as well as being the world's shortest man he is also some kind of crime fighting genius, and needs his very own agent 99 to help him bring down criminal masterminds all over the world. This will be me. I have already started taking martial arts classes and am willing to move to inner Mongolia.