He Pingping

He Pingping is the world's shortest man able to walk. He is also a badass. This is what I dream: Somehow, sometime, Pingping will need a sidekick. I like to think that as well as being the world's shortest man he is also some kind of crime fighting genius, and needs his very own agent 99 to help him bring down criminal masterminds all over the world. This will be me. I have already started taking martial arts classes and am willing to move to inner Mongolia.